Saturday, July 5, 2008

Comedy Central's Top 100 Comedians

Some should be here, some eh, not so much.
1. Richard Pryor - I can accept this
2. George Carlin - Fantastic!
3. Lenny Bruce
4. Woody Allen - Funny, but not top 5 funny
5. Chris Rock pretty good
6. Steve Martin
7. Rodney Dangerfield - Good, but not top 10
8. Bill Cosby - Not funny
9. Roseanne Barr - Not funny
10. Eddie Murphy
11. Johnny Carson
12. Jerry Seinfeld - Not funny
13. Robin Williams - should be higher than Seinfeld!
14. Bob Newhart
15. David Letterman
16. Ellen DeGeneres - She's ok...
17. Don Rickles
18. Jonathan Winters
19. Bill Hicks
20. Sam Kinison
21. Dennis Miller
22. Robert Klein
23. Steven Wright
24. Redd Foxx
25. Bob Hope
26. Ray Romano - Not funny...at all
27. Jay Leno - Good god no
28. Jack Benny
29. Milton Berle
30. Garry Shandling
31. George Burns
32. Albert Brooks
33. Andy Kaufman
34. Buddy Hackett
35. Phyllis Diller
36. Jim Carrey - higher
37. Martin Lawrence
38. Bill Maher
39. Billy Crystal - sucks
40. Mort Sahl
41. Jon Stewart - higher
42. Flip Wilson
43. Dave Chappelle - a bit higher
44. Joan Rivers - WTF? No.
45. Richard Lewis
46. Adam Sandler
47. Henny Youngman
48. Tim Allen - Not funny
49. Freddie Prinze
50. Denis Leary
51. Lewis Black - Should be much higher. Higher than Romano at least.
52. Damon Wayans
53. David Brenner
54. DL Hughley
55. Alan King
56. Colin Quinn
57. Richard Jeni
58. Larry Miller
59. Gilbert Gottfried
60. Jeff Foxworthy
61. Bobcat Goldthwait
62. Eddie Griffin
63. Jackie Mason
64. Richard Belzer
65. Cedrick the Entertainer - Well, he's pretty good...
66. Shelley Berman
67. Kevin Pollak
68. Dave Attell
69. Pat Cooper
70. Wanda Sykes - love her as an actress, never seen her stand-up
71. Red Buttons - who?
72. Bernie Mac
73. Billy Connolly
74. Paul Rodriguez
75. Eddie Izzard
76. Robert Schimmel
77. Paul Reiser
78. Sinbad
79. Dom Irrera
80. Bobby Slayton
81. Dick Gregory
82. Howie Mandel
83. Norm MacDonald - how is Howie Mandell higher?
84. Drew Carey
85. David Cross
86. Jay Mohr
87. Brett Butler
88. Paula Poundstone
89. Kevin James - little bit higher
90. Dana Carvey - higher!
91. Jim Breuer
92. Louie Anderson
93. George Wallace
94. David Alan Grier
95. Andrew 'Dice' Clay
96. Joey Bishop
97. Sandra Bernhard
98. Louis CK
99. Janeane Garofalo
100. Gallagher - the only thing funny about him is that people pay real money to see him
People they left out that are funny: Bill Engvall, Carlos Mencia, Sarah Silverman, Gabriel Iglesias, Ralphie May, Demitri Martin, Mitch Hedburg, Katt Williams. I mean, WTF?!

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