Spanking Shakespeare, by Jake Wizner

Spanking Shakespeare is a great book for teens. It's about a high-school senior, Shakespeare Shapiro, whose ultimate goal by the end of the year is to get laid. The problem is, he's never even had a girlfriend, and is widely ignored. He does have a good-looking friend named Celeste Keller, but she's taken... But her boyfriend is away at college. There's also the mysterious Charlotte White... Shakespeare is actually a great writer, despite his hatred of his name. He makes a list of possible virginity-takers, and starts on "the hunt." Will Shakespeare get laid, or will he go off to college a virgin, if he goes to college? I heartily recommend this book.

Guitar Hero: World Tour

I love this game. This game has it all: challenging guitar, fun bass lines, decent drums, and singing... The singing is a little touchy and the drum's bass pedal isn't the greatest, but I know it's not gonna snap. The song also has 84 songs on-disc. It's a great addition to any music lover's game collection.

Harold and Kumar

These movies are not for the faint of heart... Honestly, my mind is a little perverted at times. That's why I loved these movies! They're about two guys, Harold and Kumar, and their adventures on their way to White Castle and Amsterdam (H&K Go to White Castle, H&K Escape from Guantanamo Bay, respectively). It's a stoner flick, and if your sense of humor is like mine, you'll love 'em.

Rock Band

Hey, everybody. I, for some dumb reason, never mentioned Rock Band. It's fantastic! I just got the Track Pack as well. It has some downloadable songs that PS3 and XBox 360 could download, but the PS2 and Wii could not. Rock Band itself has about 80 or so songs and is generally challenging. I only just recently beat all of the guitar songs, and I've beaten every Guitar Hero game except for GHIII:LoR.

More to come!

Guitar Hero: Aerosmith

Wow, it's been a long time... Guitar Hero: Aerosmith was awesome, to me... The game itself was a little too easy, though... It had 6 tiers, I believe, with 2 covers and 3 Aerosmith songs. It got a little old, due to the lack of the difficulty the previous games had...

Comedy Central's Top 100 Comedians

Some should be here, some eh, not so much.
1. Richard Pryor - I can accept this
2. George Carlin - Fantastic!
3. Lenny Bruce
4. Woody Allen - Funny, but not top 5 funny
5. Chris Rock pretty good
6. Steve Martin
7. Rodney Dangerfield - Good, but not top 10
8. Bill Cosby - Not funny
9. Roseanne Barr - Not funny
10. Eddie Murphy
11. Johnny Carson
12. Jerry Seinfeld - Not funny
13. Robin Williams - should be higher than Seinfeld!
14. Bob Newhart
15. David Letterman
16. Ellen DeGeneres - She's ok...
17. Don Rickles
18. Jonathan Winters
19. Bill Hicks
20. Sam Kinison
21. Dennis Miller
22. Robert Klein
23. Steven Wright
24. Redd Foxx
25. Bob Hope
26. Ray Romano - Not funny...at all
27. Jay Leno - Good god no
28. Jack Benny
29. Milton Berle
30. Garry Shandling
31. George Burns
32. Albert Brooks
33. Andy Kaufman
34. Buddy Hackett
35. Phyllis Diller
36. Jim Carrey - higher
37. Martin Lawrence
38. Bill Maher
39. Billy Crystal - sucks
40. Mort Sahl
41. Jon Stewart - higher
42. Flip Wilson
43. Dave Chappelle - a bit higher
44. Joan Rivers - WTF? No.
45. Richard Lewis
46. Adam Sandler
47. Henny Youngman
48. Tim Allen - Not funny
49. Freddie Prinze
50. Denis Leary
51. Lewis Black - Should be much higher. Higher than Romano at least.
52. Damon Wayans
53. David Brenner
54. DL Hughley
55. Alan King
56. Colin Quinn
57. Richard Jeni
58. Larry Miller
59. Gilbert Gottfried
60. Jeff Foxworthy
61. Bobcat Goldthwait
62. Eddie Griffin
63. Jackie Mason
64. Richard Belzer
65. Cedrick the Entertainer - Well, he's pretty good...
66. Shelley Berman
67. Kevin Pollak
68. Dave Attell
69. Pat Cooper
70. Wanda Sykes - love her as an actress, never seen her stand-up
71. Red Buttons - who?
72. Bernie Mac
73. Billy Connolly
74. Paul Rodriguez
75. Eddie Izzard
76. Robert Schimmel
77. Paul Reiser
78. Sinbad
79. Dom Irrera
80. Bobby Slayton
81. Dick Gregory
82. Howie Mandel
83. Norm MacDonald - how is Howie Mandell higher?
84. Drew Carey
85. David Cross
86. Jay Mohr
87. Brett Butler
88. Paula Poundstone
89. Kevin James - little bit higher
90. Dana Carvey - higher!
91. Jim Breuer
92. Louie Anderson
93. George Wallace
94. David Alan Grier
95. Andrew 'Dice' Clay
96. Joey Bishop
97. Sandra Bernhard
98. Louis CK
99. Janeane Garofalo
100. Gallagher - the only thing funny about him is that people pay real money to see him
People they left out that are funny: Bill Engvall, Carlos Mencia, Sarah Silverman, Gabriel Iglesias, Ralphie May, Demitri Martin, Mitch Hedburg, Katt Williams. I mean, WTF?!

Guitar Hero: Aerosmith

Hi anyone who actually pays any amount of attention to me. I wanted to say that I'll be getting Guitar Hero: Aerosmith on or around the 29th of this month. Keep an eye out!